apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

annie-leonhardts-ass:

cavalierette:

someone tell me what this means 

No one say anything

annie-leonhardts-ass:

cavalierette:

someone tell me what this means 

No one say anything

(Source: gotitforcheap)

katara:

hes still not hot i dont get it 

(Source: spilled-weed)

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

(Source: jetstreak)

adcouncil:

Smokey’s house, Smokey’s rules. Only you can prevent wildfires!

thanks a lot smokey for causing all those forest fires

adcouncil:

Smokey’s house, Smokey’s rules. Only you can prevent wildfires!

thanks a lot smokey for causing all those forest fires

mystarwars:

Rebel Rebel

mystarwars:

Rebel
Rebel



In a dream, are all the characters really you?

In a dream, are all the characters really you?

(Source: queerpotters)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals)

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(Source: superphazed)